".........but I think they had us pour salt on the ice so that the roads would be clear by morning and then we'd all have to go to school instead of getting another snow day where we could all go sledding down the hill and laugh with glee and not let little Ricky join in the fun because he smells kinda funny and he stole my juice box the other week anyway and even when I told on him in class the teacher gave ME detention and he got off scot free! Well look who's laughing now Ricky, you sledless little fuck! LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!"
