george you should throw a 3rd party :< i could dj for it!
I don't remember arguing with you about anything, but then again I don't remember a whole lot. your party was the first 'mockmeet' i attended, and it was before the New York one, which I think you didn't go to. I didn't go to the first mockmeet at Glowbelly's house because I was still an internet villain (to the point where Glow picking me up for your party was a surprise to a lot of people and she told them that if I was gonna be a shit that she'd dump me off at the curb). Then at your party I remember meeting Mew and introducing your kids to Halo and spending the majority of the weekend posting on I-Mockery (vets4life), but yeah my first drink was your jello shooters although I maintain that I did not get drunk that night ;< My first drunkedness happened weeks later at this rich girl's house whereupon I got really, really sick and didn't drink for another year after that.
Then there was the 2002 mockmeet in NYC where we all shacked up into one tiny-ass hotel room and one inordinately-large hotel room (cherry and her two escorts got the big one). We saw Burbank perform live at this communist-themed comedy club, visited around NYC, walked around parks, ate at The World (featuring MY SACRIFICE). I was upset because Lenore promised to see me there and she didn't (MY SACRIFICE). Everyone was cool and everyone was buddies from then on except apparently me and Carnivore because he decided to start taking me seriously from then on. I also remember flipping out at Re online after that because she made a comment about wanting to break my camera (I did take 1000s of pictures :<).
Then you had your 2nd party and lots more people were there and I played Master of Puppets on your wife's guitar and vividly remember this drunk hick bursting into the room with an air of EMERGENCY and getting on the drums. It was like OH SHIT KLAXXON KLAXXON JAM SESSION. Then I went to sleep and glowbelly came in the room, got naked, and slept in your daughter's bed.
I think at some point after that I went up to that injun town in NY where Lenore lived and hung out with her for about 8 hours total that weekend, when she wasn't blowing me off. Shortly after that, I decided to have internet crushes on all the women on the board which was especially ironic because that sort of shit is why I had originally left the boards for a year in 99. And is probably why a lot of them aren't around anymore today.
Which reminds me, I re-arrived back at the original Mock Wars you had started which was totally in 2000 so don't give me that signed up before 9/11 crap ;< I got to the semifinals with a staggeringly unremarkable performance and got beaten by burbank by 1 vote. I continued being disliked for my attitude and liked for being a funny jerk until the first half of that started to disappear as people got more used to me.
AS TO HOW I FIRST GOT HERE
My friend james was searching altavista for 'BOB SAGET HATE PAGE' and found Winky the Magic Dogmuled Haircatcher's sXe/vegan/whatever HATE Page, which featured a big picture of Bob Saget with the caption "This man loves straight edge, need I say more?" or something to that effect. We loved the page and somewhere in 96-98 I emailed this winky guy and offered to help find him new pictures for the site. I did (you can still see where rog gives credit on those pages, though I don't remember my old psuedonyms and email address) and bought his albums when they came out. One day he opened up a forum which was this really shitty message tree system where you could only view one post at a time. We only had about 4 regulars at first, but there were tons of angry scenesters that would blow through, to the point where those forums got 'taken over' for a good month or so and used as a sXe community site. Eventually enough regulars got together and beat back the unwashed masses, shortly after which i-mockery was started and all the geocities sites were banded together, and the new i-mockery forums were created on ezboard. Everyone was afraid to venture out of the Winky subforum on the ezboard at first, even though we had a new 'general blabber' forum, and you can see some of the first posts back in that section (
http://go.ezboard.com/bimockery).
That timeline jumped around more than Pulp Fiction. :< Okay, maybe I do remember a whole lot, just not really anything after 2002.