[Sethomas]

Oh man when I was brand new Ronnie Bojangles referenced some comments he made either on the boards or elsewhere on the world wide web about stalking or murdering the child of some celebrity. And some time later, Rog posted about having received an email from a detective researching the case to press charges against Mr Bojangles.

And Ronnie Raygun got Posterchild to testify to his blackness. Whatever point he was trying to make, I'm sure it was very profound.

I never did get around to posting a picture of myself with a sign saying "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Phillips". Even when I was at the Eiffel Tower, it totally slipped my mind.

And one time a friend from school found out I posted here but didn't know my name was Winston Smith on the boards, so he posted a thread called "Where's Seth?" and everyone else claimed to be Seth. He ended up making like four accounts before deciding that I-Mockery was not the place for him, and he never said a word to me about it.