[Protoclown]

Guys, I think some of you misunderstand me here. This isn't a lamenting "oh, I cannot get laid and verily all I see is the black curtain of despair shrouding my wretched soul" sort of thread.

I'm asking for directions. I need to know where "out there" is. I mean, what are we talking about here. Narnia? Wonderland? Pizza Hut (god I hate that place)? How do I get there? By what means of conveyance would I make the journey? etc, etc...