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okay, you know what? this movie was so love/hate that it almost makes me sick.

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"I love you, Jean!"
"I love you, Scott!"
JUST KIDDING LOL DISINTEGRATED WITH ONLY FIVE MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME

hello everyone, I'm Charles Xavier and I'm the most powerful mutant mind on the planet. oh wait, here comes the Phoenix who has absolutely NOTHING to do with the actual Phoenix at all so I'm just going to die like a drippy cunt. hey, have fun for the next hour and a half, guys!

hey, god forbid Magneto should use his powers to actually fight in his grand war. LOL I CAN FASHION MY OWN BRIDGE TO ALCATRAZ BUT O NOS PLASTIC I AM DONE FOR

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH DOES ANYBODY LOVE ME YET

hey all, I'm super movie director Brett Ratner. plot and character development give me a headache and my pizza just got here so I'm just gonna kill all you important guys and hey look at all the hilarious references I can make

excuse me, but that wasn't calysto, psylocke, spike, or marrow. try again, guys.

the list goes on and fucking on.

it was kinda cool though.