wear a yellow sign advertising a discount mattress store, and look pissed at the people driving by. then, if your friend walks by with another of his friends who happens to be a woman, and you smile, since you friend is here and will obviously cure your boredom, and said lady friend likes it, you're set.
worked fer me, and its going on 6 months of yay.
PS- biker gloves and chains also help.