[THE REAL ROD HULL WALKS ON STAGE TO HUGE APPLAUSE]
RICH - I can't believe my eyes! There must be a mirror!
STU - Thanks for coming on the show here tonight.
THE REAL ROD HULL - Stewart, thankyou very much in deed for asking me. That's awfully kind of you.
STU -Now, you claim that you are the real Rod Hull.
THE REAL ROD HULL - I don't claim, I am Rod Hull.
THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no! I am you-- ME. I AM ROD HULL! Anyway, you don't look anything like Rod Hul-- me, I mean!
THE REAL ROD HULL - I'll tell you what, I've brought something along. Look, see that? It's a photo of me and Emu and it says underneath 'Rod Hull and Emu'.
And another thing, I've found a film clip. That would prove it.