[CLIP PLAYS OF ROD HULL AND EMU]
ROD HULL - [TO EMU] Stop it! It's that fly again. [TO AUDIENCE] Do you know you've got a fly in your television set?
[CLIP ENDS]
THE REAL ROD HULL - So, I hope that all proves it to you. That piece of film and that photograph was manifest, undeniable, graphic, evidence that I am the real Rod Hull and you are a mere fabrication.
THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no, no!! That was manifest, undeniable, graphic, proof that I'm the REAL ROD HULL and you are FALSE!
THE REAL ROD HULL - That is no argument, is it? All you've done is to use the same words that I've used and put your own inflection on it! You do it all the time!
THE FALSE ROD HULL - You do it all the time!
THE REAL ROD HULL - You're doing it now!
THE FALSE ROD HULL - You're doing it now, aren't you!
THE REAL ROD HULL - You're the fake, I'm original! You want to be me? Do you know what you want? You want the Moon on a stick!
Tell me something, False Rod, is that a real arm?
THE FALSE ROD HULL - Yes! It is a real arm, False Rod!