[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS THE FALSE ARM OFF THE FALSE ROD HULL]
Ow! Ow! My real arm! Now there will be real blood all over the stage!
[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS BACK THE FALSE ROD HULL'S JACKET TO REVEAL THE FALSE ROD'S REAL ARM]
Ah, oh! It's grown back! It's a miracle!!
RICH - Rod, stop making a fool of yourself. Answer me a question: Are you the Real Rod Hull?
[FALSE ROD LOOKS AT REAL ROD]
No, you!
THE FALSE ROD HULL - Oh...Yes, I am the real Rod Hull!