On a serious note, though, I was in Manhattan during the Fourth and some lady was carrying a sign that said "ONLY CATHOLICS GO TO HEAVEN". Being almost positively convinced that I was more educated in Catholicism than she was on the matter (myself being a weird sort of one), I was about to ask her if she was really a fundamentalist trying to use odd smear tactics. However, I couldn't remember the relevant Latin phrase I'd have to use in such a discussion, so I just walked off in confusion. Then when I boarded a subway I was like "EXTRA ECCLESIAM NULLA SULLUS goddammit", which is the name of the fallacy that only Catholics are eligible for heaven (as called among Catholics themselves). And I was sad that I could have made a dumb bitch look like a really dumb bitch but missed the chance.
