Since you're all here, I'll make this prompt, and blunt...
Willie, your whole exsistance is worthless. You spend every day on here, telling me how dumb I am. Get a fucking life, man. Also, get some English lessons. You're a fucking embarassment.
Metal, the whole world is gay, and so are you. Get over it.
Sevenforce...actually, I've got nothing. You suck, ok? That seems sufficient enough for you.
And, finally, Guitar Woman....
You're a five year old. You're a fucking pest. The only reason that you're a dyke is because no guy in their right mind would date you.
I mean,
goddamn! Change your tampon, stop e-hanging around with a bunch of dorky-ass nerds, and find a fucking date!
FUCK!
- "insert penis joke here"