[mburbank]

So, wait... You're hitting on a chick who just slept off being drunk next to the garbage can she nocked over, and you're both followers of Lao Tzu?


Did I miss the chapter on the spirtual aspects of getting so drunk you sleep on the ground next to garbage?


And what could be more attractive than a young lady who got passing out drunk and slept on the ground in her clothes amidst garbage?

Or was it you who slept in the trash? Your pronouns are all over the place and it's really difficult to know when you are talking about yourself and when you are talking about her.


You're a mess.