[McClain]

The first thing out of the vagina would be the kids mouth.

Bwahah.

Anywhoozle, our entire family has been extremely supportive. We weren't planning on any "freakouts" but we thought just maybe someone would disapprove. My mom cried, laughed and screamed for about 5 minutes straight. It was joyous, of course. I had to hold the phone two feet from my ear. That's the kind of reaction we hoped for. It gave me goosebumps and my eyes started watering. Holy shit.