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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fuck you.
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Aug 3rd, 2006, 01:37 PM
I would give up shitting before I ever gave up drinking. I was still drunk today when I went to the store to buy come Colt 45s and smokes. Before I saw Primus I was at a friend's house who coincidentally lives like a mile from where the festival grounds were (I had drank many, many beers) and he made the mistake of producing a bottle of Jack and asking who wanted some. I then proceeded to chug. Then I chugged it again when no one was looking. Then I finished the bottle so nobody would get suspicious. Once I got to the concert (I chugged a beer on the one-mile car ride there) I made myself puke because I was full and wanted to make room for more drinking. Then of course, you know, the LSD.
Life just isn't nearly as fun if you don't have a constant slant on.
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid
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