[Les Waste]

Hello Max, I remember you as someone who is funny!

I live in an apartment with no air conditioning and it's been like 120 degrees in here for like two weeks. And I live in goddamn Wisconsin. It's winter for nine months of the year, so what the fuck. I have two fans in windows in my living room and also a huge, metal, industrial-ass-looking fan that I stole from my college newspaper's office (don't tell anyone on account of the stealing, but shit the office is in the basement of a heavily air-conditioned building, I worked there for five years and nobody goddamn used it so who the fuck is going to miss it).

You know when it's so cold that you can see your breath? It's so fucking hot now that I can see the little heat vapor lines everywhere. It's like the other thing only it makes no sense. Shit I hate the summer.

I saw a thread made by one mister Max Burbank about said heat but now since I said that I feel like I don't need to look at said thread. So there.