[FartinMowler]

when I was a kid my parents took me to a candy shop. All googly eyed and happy I picked the biggest and most chocolaty thing I could find... "The giant Rum Ball" I remember my mother saying "don't eat all of that in one go"

Rum tastes strange when you're a kid and once you're into the ball you think "this sucks and I'm not eating anymore" but you're in a car and your bored.

I'm white and then I turned a bed sheet white and then other funny colours that my brother and sister desribed to me as I then vomited all over my dads station wagon.