[pjalne]

If I'm really tired and wake up in the middle of the night due to full bladder, I sometimes enter this semi-somnabulist state where elements and people from my dream follow me around. I'm 100% aware that it's not real, but it's still a bitch trying to piss when your shadow keeps doing fucked-up shit and your sister insists on sitting on the sink talking to you.

Luckily, it doesn't happen very often.