[Sethomas]

Actually, I was thinking about heading up (ha! ohh...) to the body art places around town (it's a very liberal college town) to get a plug or a barbell or something for my member. Am I pierced? No, all quasi-natural: when I was circumcised as a wee lad, part of the foreskin scar tissue fused with my glans on the left side, forming a natural loop of narrow skin with such a diameter as to put a pen through when erect (oh, experimentation). Since I have the potential to put in something bigger than a regular barbell, like a 0-guage stud or so, I thought the demoiselles might like it. I guess the next step would be to find some demoiselles, but maybe an "Ask About my Uniquely Aritistic Penis" t-shirt would help.