I'm a hairy ass guy too. I have hair on my ass

Dont be fooled by the ball shavers, they want to lure you into their den of evil hairlessness. If you shave your nuts and you get the least bit moist from walking around your shit will itch like you have never itched before. Just trim your shit down, like a chea pet or somthing. Shave the shaft if necessary. I wouldnt worry about being hairy until you turn into a sasquatch. Besides, women love that shit despite what they say. Comb my ass hair bitch.