looked at pictures of pretty ladies on the internet
went to a party trying to score
gave kudos to girls for their myspace blog posts
weaseled my way into getting a hug from a girl who was giving them to people she knew better than me because i wanted to feel her tits on me
when a girl made a spelling mistake and then self-consciously pointed it out to me in her email to me, i declared that it was now the new spelling for it
when a girl started complaining about men i agreed with her and said "we suck"