I got a very impressive birthday present from my staircase yesterday morning!
IT INCLUDED:
A tenderized tailbone!
A broken Laserdisc player!
A potty mouth to replace my old mouth!
A an exuse to finish off my wisdom teeth vicodan and lie on my stomach for most of the day!
WOAH STAIRCASE YAH SHOULDN"T HAVE, SHEESH
to make it more clear: I fell down the stairs while carrying my laserdisc player outside to my car
But i was taking the laserdisc player to the repair shop anyway, so I guess its not so bad.