Damn you, peer pressure. 
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
I was riding my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all of the coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.
I was riding my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I saw a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
riding toward me.
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.