[CaptainBubba]

If i could freeze time I would be in my Spanish class and I would be giving my repprt on tapas and then in the middle of it time would stop (for everything but me and my clothes and the air around me, cuz otherwise I couldn't move).

Then I would stip naked and cover myself in fake blood (yeah i forgot about the fake blood capsules that aren't froxen either) and i would make myself start crying by thinking about my sad sad life.

Then I would unfreeze time and I would run out of the room and then I'd come back in and collapse on the floor and crawl to the front of the room and pass out.

Then in the hospital I'd stop time again while I'm being pushed on the stretcher and I'd get naked again, but this time I'd masturbate wildy and just as I'm about to finish I'd start time again and I'd run into an old person's room and splurg all over their flowers and they'd be so shocked that they'd die.

Then I'd start making out with the body and as the doctors come to take me away I'd freeze time again and run into the forest where something happens with midgets/cheese/squirrels/rosie o' donnel/dildos, I dunno, you figure it out. I have a Spanish test to study for fuckers.