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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
If I had a major food allergy, I would order that and try to kill myself. Of course, it probably wouldn't succeed, and they'd have to put me in a hospital afterwards, which would probably buy me a few months.

Then, of course, comes the mandatory psychological evaluation after a suicide attempt, and they'd rule that I was insane and therefore ineligible for execution.
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