[Fathom Zero]

"Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, abortions are routinely performed in Neverwhere Land's hospitals, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished."

HAH.

Here's Juttin's:

"The Rogue Nation of ACTIONIA JUNIOR is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 9 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry.

Voting is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ACTIONIA JUNIOR's national animal is the zombie and its currency is the penis joke.

ACTIONIA JUNIOR is ranked 15th in the region and 36,132nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth."

Damned leftists.