Nudists Demand Time In Sun
The Debate
"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Falala Winters, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!" -This is the position your government is preparing to adopt
"I agree," mused sociology professor Buy Longbottom. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."
Now my nation is full of nudists