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How to Win a Swordfight

Comment: Please note, much of this article is complete fantasy. Do NOT read this and expect to go swordfight, regardless of the circumstances. Even the basics of swordsmanship are far too complicated to sum up in a single article.

1. 1. Eyeliner, Mascara, Blush, Concealer, and the RIGHT COLOR OF EYESHADOW IS A MUST!
2. Nicknames. Always a crowd pleaser. Twists on another member's name are nice when allowed. If those are not allowed by the TOS, "sunshine", "buttercup", and "cha-cha" always are good for sending someone over the edge, even though you are just being friendly. Nothing jacks the passive-aggressive types better than a well placed "sunshine".
3. Think of the alphabet (in case you forgot: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z)
4. Turn console on
5. Accept all incoming friend requests.
6. remember showing fever symptoms usally helps when faking this sickness.
7. When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.
8. Diss Eminem and anyone related to him.
9. Have lots of boyfriends! Make sure they totally worship you and shower you with gifts! Try and find a rich boyfriend, you can find these in cool, popular clubs, which you should be hanging around in!


Tips

* Do not make sharp sudden movements; cats get scared easily.
* Remember the good times
* Whenever you go into the woods, make sure people know where you are going, and take a cell phone/mobile with you.

Warnings

* Its just for fun, dont take it too seriously because after all you cant climb trees with only using your feet or walk on water by controling your chakra.