the fair.
who wants to go eat disgusting food fried by even more disgusting people, then go on lame rides that churn that nasty said fried food into vomit butter? it's like, I have to try the fried oreo or a corn dog that's why I even want to go & then my girlfriend wants to ride some ride after. and no matter what ride it is, afterwards I feel like I drank a whole bottle of tequila & I can pretty much taste the frier grease in the back of my throat
like it's trying to escape
ugh
not to mention all the dirty people the fair attracts, who probably have herpes!