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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 10:12 PM       
I got this in my mail a little while ago:

"Hi Dylan,

Lt. X here again from TopSecretTraining.com.

I have a slight problem I was hoping you could
help me with. I'm becoming a little bit paranoid
over here because I haven't heard back from you.
I hope I haven't done anything wrong to offend
you.

You will remember that I previously offered to
send you over $847.00 worth of bonuses just
to take a peek at my Accelerated Battlefield
Combatives learning system.

Only and you haven't yet taken me up on it.

You seem to be one tough nut to crack. After all,
who the heck passes up $847.00 worth of free stuff?!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I have
almost reached my quota for the "Accelerated
Battlefield Combatives System" marketing test.

That means that within the next few days I'll be
switching the offer, dropping the bonuses, and
bringing the price back to the full amount of $187.
(It's only $127 now...Save $60.00!)

If you are still interested (and to put my mind
at ease), I've reserved one of the last remaining
packages here on my desk for you.

All you have to do to get it is just sign up at
==>

http://www.TopSecretTraining.com/abc

And we'll rush your ABC system and free $847.00
In bonuses to you immediately.

Otherwise, someone else is going to get your
package.

I'm waiting,

Lt. X

http://www.TopSecretTraining.com/abc

PS. Here's another letter I just received...

Your videos have changed my mind regarding
self-defense - I used to consider it months of
daily training, hours upon hours attempting to
learn stuff I might not even be able to pull off.
But after watching your videos and seeing how you
break down these moves with ease as well as
starting with easy yet mind-boggling techniques,
I now believe it's possible to find an effective
self-defense strategy that doesn't involve
bowing, wearing pajamas and then getting your
butt kicked. I liked that you employ "dirty"
tactics when others would try to convince me that
you should treat your attacker with a
'respectful' technique. You've acted as a
catalyst to boosting my confidence, awareness,
and realizing how much can be learned from you
and your team. THANK YOU, LT. X~!

John R."
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