[MetalMilitia]

I wore a white apron apparently covered in blood.
It was always going to be a lame costume at best, but when I neglected to purchase any fake blood and ended up using the closest thing I could find to fake blood (besides real blood) - beetroot, the blood turned pink someway though the night and I was left looking foolish.
I also managed to get the vast majority of the blood directly over my crotch and looked somewhat like I had been pissing blood.