[mburbank]

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Evangelist Ted Haggard admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent.


But he still maintains he didn't have gay sex!! Oh, thank God! I was so, so terrified that he'd had gay sex. Thank god it's just buying meth from a gay prostitute and getting a massage. Those things can be forgiven by a merciful lord. But if he'd... if he'd... Oh, I can't even think about it.

I just thank God that obviously a Meth using, massage getting, head preacher of a Mega Church wouldn't lie about not having had gay sex.