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Old Nov 5th, 2006, 12:00 AM       
Due to a unanimous vote by Oklahoma legislature, mature rated games must have their 2/3rds of their cover covered by black tape, must not be sold to minors, must not be sold to adults for minors, and must not be found in the possession of minors, or else legal action will be taken. I was informed of this by an Azn dude at my Game King. Basically, Mature games, (rated for 17+ year olds), are being labeled as porn. Fuck. Once again, the rights of the majority are taken away by those sick kids with too much imagination. I hate those bastards. I'm going to run for governer one day. I swear it.

On a side note, a wierd old man walked in shortly after I did last night. He said he was friends with a millionaire who donates his Escalades to charity and has a $195,000 computer monitor about the size of a wall in his basement that he plays his games on. "Computer Monitor" was especially important, as it was said many times. The Azn guy, (and I) was frustrated because he tried, futilely, to tell the wierd dude that no matter how good the screen is, it's not going to make the system pump out better graphics.

Then a crackhead walked in, shaking his head back and forth in his hoodie and talking to himself. I decided to high-tail it outta there, but not before buying another copy of the Getaway and MDK2: Armageddon for $10. I'm still looking for a copy of Twisted Metal: Black because I refuse to go on eBay or Amazon to get a $5 game.

So yeah, you get a lot of strange characters out in Lawton at night and you learn something new every day. I'd love to work there, though. Maybe in a few years, if I'm still here, I'll see about getting work there. I guess I'll keep aiming for Carmike Cinemas for now.
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