[noob3]

i have a system that includes not having a dog to rub it's ass on my floor, and cleaning said floor. this way when food falls, i use the 3-second rule & a double check for hair/feces/fuzz/gremlins/ect

i mean if i'm hungry who cares you know? i'm pretty sure a long time ago my extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-great-great-great grand dude noob3 was eating twigs & berrys and shit with dirt all over it he probably savoured the dirt flavor anyways so i mean what's up with that guys