[mburbank]

He's a friggin' big thighed narcisist weiner who thinks the light of the universe shines out his bung, one of the most irritating bits of flotsam ever to wash up on the shores of I-mockery. When he's not bragging about his sad adolescent love life, he's pontificating and name droping philosiphers like doing that gave him orgasms. This latest attemt at humor is perhaps the saddest, most inept version of the ever re-inventing, ever the same OAO, as I believe that last bit about the 'cock' in the 'vagina' shows.

He's fun like a traffic accidentg. You find yourself loking, but you know better and it makes you feel dirty.