[Preechr]

Drummers in garage bands also generally have latent homosexual tendencies, or at least freak-pervert leanings, and they are ALWAYS passive-aggressive. Lure him outside with a tranny and then throw a cup of pee on him. Lock the door and let him sit out there and scream for a while. Once he's royally shown his ass, he'll feel lucky to still be in the band while sleeping on the couch.

This may sound like an extreme method, maybe even odd, but I can assure you it will work. Every component must be there for the formula to be successful, however. You can't even use water and tell him it's pee. It's got to be pee, just as the cross-dresser can't be just one of your buddies in a dress or an ugly female. This method was developed through years of testing, and I can guarantee you that if you attempt it while changing any of the variables it will result in trauma for everyone involved, so you might want to practice a few time before you try it live.

As an alternative, if you can't find a transvestite, you can also suggest to the band leader that they confiscate his gear, leaving him with only a toweled snare and a duct-taped high hat. Make him buy his rig back a piece at a time until his rent is caught up. It will make him a better drummer as well as a better room-mate, but you don't get to throw pee on him and it takes longer.