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James James is offline
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Join Date: Feb 2003
James sucks
Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:12 AM       
My brother didn't poop for three days. Then when he did, it was this one long piece of crap that wrapped around the inside of the bowl, like soft-serve ice cream.

The thing had to have been more than a meter long. He had to poke it with a stick so that it would be in small enough pieces to flush.

Tell your roomate about that the next time he tries to act like his doodies are all buff.