[Protoclown]

No, it's not so much that he was saying his turds were royalty on Turd Mountain, he was just saying that the toilet sucks.

He gets all pissy and defensive whenever you confront him about anything, and I mean anything at all. I asked him why he had all these old fast food drink cups (with residue or in some cases an inch of warm nasty soda still inside) laying around in the living room, if he was saving them for some reason and he immediately shot back that I had some book sitting on the table. I tried to explain to him the fundamental difference between a book that one likes to keep and stinky trash that one likes to throw away, but he would have none of it.