[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

The war in an aim chatroom.

Al Qaeda: We need a battleground close to home to kill americans and harm their interests.

Bush: I'm invading a nearby country

Al Qaeda: sweet, shorter commute roflmywaffle

Iran and Syria: Our border is looser then a cheerleader on prom night come on over.

Bush: .... oops.... strateegery

Al Qaeda: lol

Saddam: Now you know why I hate Iran.

France: A/S/L ?

U.N. : This is bad, we should bitch, but not do anything to help. From now on we call this method pulling a Darfur

Al Qaeda: It's helping us just fine. PWNT!1

The Iraqi people: Were getting butseks on all sides. Can any one help us?

Bush: You stay out of this.