I wish my streak of misogynism had been developed earlier than it did by about 3 years, so I could say how the first time I was kissed also happened to be the first time I swallowed a severed tongue, but I'm not that cool.
Anyway, seeing how I'm abstaining from all sexual relationships (yes, so many aces. I must have AIDS) that means foreplay too so no kisses for Helm anymore.
Robots don't need kisses.