[Mockery]

MY SECRET SANTA STORY. (aka: uneventful)


HA HA HA. I GOT A Wii FROM COMRADE ROCKET. OH BUT NOT REALLY, IT'S THE BOX FOR A Wii. HE SURE FOOLED ME THERE!


HOORAY. I GOT $2.00 WORTH OF GIFTS: EXPIRED HELLO KITTY GUMMY SNACK TREATS AND FLOAM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.


THEY DROWNED IN THE FLOAM. THE END.

Sorry, but this gift sucked ass and there's not much of a story to tell here other than "somebody didn't spend the $10.00 minimum that they were required to spend, unless, for some reason, they counted the S&H charges" :/ Ho, ho, ho. Oh well, at least my Secret Santa recipient is getting good stuff.