I've got one that beats all of those.
A few years ago, I was watching
Blazing Saddles on TNT or TBS or one of those useless Ted Turner stations. In the original version, one of the most-remembered scenes of that movie is when Bart (the black guy) first becomes town sheriff. He passes an old lady on the street, and the following conversation takes place:
Bart: "Good mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?"
Lady: "Up yours, ******!"
Here's how it happened in the TNT version:
Bart: "Good mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?"
Lady: "Outta my way...
******."
Good thing they took out that "up yours." That just offends me every time.
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HURT FROM DEPAKOTE