[mburbank]

If your secret is about Butt sex, it isn't a secret.

DAMN YOU, INTERNET!

Vincey; I'm sorry, you are being stupid so fast I'm posts behind!

"I have a penis and am glad that a bunch of guys tried to build a tower to reach God and then God made everyone look and speak different, so we are treated to the most beautiful women in the world of all different races and ethnic groups."
-Vince

Wait a second here, wait just a second, are you saying you have thing about women of other races!?! Whoah. Hang on a sec, I just need to digest that, I didn't see it coming. It's so out of left field. I mean, I never ould have guessed since you are totally incapble of mentioning sex without including some sort of racial categorization. But I'm sure tht doesn't say anything about you. Never mind.

"Should I never mention race at all, or should I just mention blue-eyed, blonde women"

Well, what about if you were capable of mentioning your alleged sex life without giving the girls race ever What would that be like? And see, if you describe your alleged partner as "the master race"? You're pretty much still doing it. You are fetishizing their race. No one cares. This is just your pigged out version of "Some of my best friends are Negroes!"

"I can dumb it down for you if you would like."

I find that really hard to even imagine. 'hot li'l Latina' and girls dressed as bunnies smokin' weed and gettin' it on in Japan may strike you as 'descriptive' but I'm not sure (beyond obsessively mentioning race) it rises above "She had big tits and nice legs and I did her in the bathroom”

"She was japanese and dressed as a bunny and I did her in Japan"

Congratulations, Shakespeare.