Kevin, allow me to show you a glimpse of the evil empire founded by the suck majesty himself.
EXIBIT A
PHIL COLLINS "Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now)"
With such competition for faggotry as Michael Bolton and Yani, it is pretty tough to write a song of unparalelled queerness, but if anyone can do it, Phil Collins is our man.
EXIBIT B
EXIBIT C
PHIL COLLINS "Dance Into the Light"
With instantly forgettable bland music, and lyrics like "Side by side we are not afraid/Because the train is coming to carry you home" gems like this leave you hoping someday Phil Collins will dance into the path of a speeding bus.
EXIBIT D
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I rest my case.