I was trying a Santa Bot but it must have messed up and swore back at me
You: you assume too much fat man
Santa: That's good information: shithead said I assume too much fat man.
You: I think you're lying and i'm going to post it on a web site
Santa: No I'm telling the truth. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: you still seem creepy
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: are you related to satan
Santa: Yes satan and I are very similar.
You: thanks sanat and good luck on your night of gift giving
Santa: You are quite welcome! My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
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