My girlfriend doesn't want an actual Christmas present, she wants me to donate either to the World Wildlife Federation, or to some Vegan Animal Rescue Farm.
So I adopted a koala from the World Animal Federation, which I'm pretty sure is just the ghetto version of the World Wildlife Federation. But it probably won't arrive before Christmas
Christmas shopping
I don't think there's actually a koala bear coming, but you do get some kind of koala bear paraphenalia or some such.