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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 03:29 PM       
Though, doing a flip on a dirtbike is far more rockin', I don't think you can technically call it metal. That's more of a punk thing.

Do you fight Mel Gibson at the end of FF3?

Does anyone else dislike Final Fantasy? I find that I'm the only one. I don't know, the stories are great and all, but the gameplay is is awful. I've never been one for games where you can't actively control your character's actions. I really like Final Fantasy Adventure (the green one on original Gameboy). It was more like Zelda. It had some story of a Mana Tree and this girl, you know your basic low-tech, middle ages FF.

- Do you ever shut up? Jesus fucking Christ!

Shut up you Elvis killer!

- Yeah, that was me. Nothing to do with the copious amounts of drugs he was taking.

ELVIS IS A SUPERIOR BEING!!

- You're drunk.

Your point?

- I won't have one until we meet again later...and that reminds me. Stop flushing RPG articles from your GameInformer down my gullet when you get wasted. I'm sick of it. I miss the good ol' days when it was just a shit, puke, and the occational dead hamster.

My trap's broken.

- Well, I can live without the hamsters, but not for long. You know the master doesn't like it when we go too long without a sacrifice. He'll burn the other nipple off.

Eat shit!

- I'm a fucking toilet.

Well your mom was a coffee pot.

- ...and you're a fucking idiot.
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