[Ninjavenom]

one of my friends at work and i came up with The Colostomizer, a villain whose only means of combat was to control feces in any form as though it were Hydro-Man with water. He has what i feel is the best potential for one-liners and bad jokes.

"No butts about it!"

"I don't sphincter's a problem, do you?"

"my greatest work of fart yet!"

"sit down and have a colon!"


etc.