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Originally Posted by FartinMowler
The only way they will get enough people to watch soccer is if he plays naked and the other team is the Spice girls naked.
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You know what I noticed? It happens a lot in amateur soccer but not in professional soccer, but freak accidents happen sometimes. No professional soccer player ever has a soccer ball kicked directly into their playtoys. And I would not want to watch (even an attractive man) run violently around a field, flopping in the wind and kicking a ball. Sorry soccer.