None of that is anywhere in the bible and you are just making it up or you learned it in church and THEY were making it up.
They weren't dead and the serpent didn't lie to them. The bible doesn't say anywhere that the serpent is the devil or satan why don't you read it.
Plus that's stupid God is supposed to be omnipotent. omniscient and omnipresent doesn't mean he can only see or know life. That wouldn't be omniscient and omnipresent. fucking duh.
Again why did god punish the serpent if it was satan disguised as a serpent. shouldn't he have known? Did satan even decieve the allmightypowerful god

what a pussy.