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Is it just me, or does this Spidey look kind of like a gay construction worker?
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Having mutated into living rock candy, Carnage says "Let's take a swim!" and decides to face Spider-Man on underwater turf that they're equally unfamiliar with.
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He even comes with an ejaculating butt pump!
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Bastard christ this was a funny article. I started thinking "How about an article on crappy toy vehicles, like Spider-Man's super buggy!" but that just wouldn't be as funny or challenging to do.